narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via donuts-and-pizza)

this-is-a-ballpoint-pen:

spookytessagray:

rungar:

mattspookumofficial:

magazinewineparty:

I played this at 4 in the morning expecting it to be Baby so I could annoy my cousin and I think I woke up everyone I was laughing so loud and my cousin was yelling at me to turn it off bc it was creeping her out.

its back

thank god

oh my god

I JUST CHOKED ON MY POPCORN

(Bron: illneverletugo, via nipplesandpizza)

Make me choose - Anonymous asked: Tyrion Lannister or Jaime Lannister?

(via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

surely-heaven-waits-for-you:

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

Ron’s just like “srsly tho, we’ve been dealing with this sh** since 1st year. Dude’ll be fine, you watch. He’s gonna be walkin in those doors in like three seconds carrying a flock of unicorns he saved from an acromantula”

carrying a flock of unicorns he saved from an acromantula

(Bron: ladyponds, via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

(Bron: dailystews, via canniballisticsgel)

hellsangelcastiel:

are the spn writers mocking themselves or

(via canniballisticsgel)

obsessedfangirlwithablog:

sakibatch:

nicotinebatch:

sherkeys:

yes can we discuss this for a moment

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he looks into the camera too

whoa satan slow down

the smile in the second gif though

(Bron: mishasteaparty, via the-fault-in-our-castiel)

thequeenandthephoenix:

kiichu:

shawtyimmaonlytellyouthisonce:

so i went on the american apparel site today

looking at the socks

and

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for reference

here’s one of the pictures for men’s socks

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seriously i’m not one to complain about sexism much but i just looked on this site and??

headwear

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what

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THE FUCK IS THIS???

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????????

also BAGS AND WALLEtS???

male:

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female:

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????????????????????? I DON’T FUCKING GET IT????

"gendered marketing doesn’t exist!! shut up femenazi"

(via the-fault-in-our-castiel)

alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

(via dontblink-neverlookaway)

tittily:

tittily:

are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really

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i hate everything u choose to be

(via lumos5001)